all male staff

The Body Barber - Mens Laser Melbourne

The Body Barber

Supporting others towards being, feeling and looking their very best.

At The Body Barber we deal with reality and leave what you think is reality to the gamers.

How do you see your world ?

The Body Barber, well, we deal with reality. The reality is that we are all individuals, and as such different shapes, sizes, colour ... where does one stop. Yes we all have body hair, are we happy with it, maybe yes, maybe no.

At The Body Barber, we also deal with respect, and one of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening, we take the concerns that you may have with your body hair seriously. We are professionals in our fields, and want you to achieve results probably more so than you do.

We have achieved our reputation throughout the community resulting from being honest, realistic and combining the various methods of laser, waxing and Clippering to design a look best suited for your lifestyle and personality.

The Body Barber looks forward in helping you achieve your goals with your body hair management and encouraging that confidence of being able to expose proudly those parts of you kept hidden for so long.

  • People from all walks

    Not just a paid model that hasn't eaten in days, we're also realistic with the type of clients we have

  • Tradies

    from tradesman to top executives, film and tv stars to the home engineer .... hair doesn't discriminate.

  • all skin colours, all hair types

    Consultations are required to determine suitability for laser hair treatments and effective outcomes.

  • tattoo preparation

    laser before you get that tattoo, wax if it's there already

  • Gender neutral

    our concern is your body hair, your comfort and achieving the results

  • Ageist ?

    over time, your body may change, your attitude doesn't have to.

  • sporting solutions

    cycling, swimming or wrestling ..... Increase performance, ease of treating injury, prevention of rubbing or chaffing.

  • we're comfortable too

    our staff are professional and experienced male aestheticians

  • time, energy & hard work

    we may not be lifting weights but our staff have the same dedication to their work.

Windsor, Melb.

By Appointment Only


Monday        CLOSED

Tuesday          09:00  -  20:00

Wednesday    09:00  -  20:00

Thursday        09:00  -  20:00

Friday              09:00  -  20:00

Saturday         10:00  -  19:00

Sunday         CLOSED




Planning ahead:  (noun + adverb) ( planɪŋ /Ə’hƐd )

You need to get off your arse, get your shit together and book your appointments NOW, or else risk missing out, pretty simple really

Be warned !! If you send a text “can I have a wax?”, my answer will probably be “I don’t know, ask your mother”, think about it ! I need as much information as possible to be able to answer your enquiries.

Please ensure your
initial text includes the following:

Tue - Sat 10:00 till 20:00 (I'm a 24hr guy) Sun/Mon CLOSED

If you call and I don’t answer, I’m busy devoting my expertise to a client and so don’t interrupt their service which, if you’re here as a client, you would appreciate.

Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance so if asking “what are you doing tomorrow?” I may just say “unfortunately, not you”..… and remember to laugh, life’s short.