Need a Booking?
Planning ahead: (noun + adverb) ( planɪŋ /Ə’hƐd )
You need to get off your arse, get your shit together and book your
appointments NOW, or else risk missing out, pretty simple really
Be warned !! If you send a text “can I have a wax?”, my answer will probably be “I don’t know, ask your mother”, think about it ! I need as much information as possible to be able to answer your enquiries.
Please ensure your
initial text includes the following:
Your Name:
It's only polite, and if I'm going to be touching your balls, we need first name basis.
Treatment Type
i.e. wax, laser consult, body clip, massage
Target Zone:
Unles you have a vagina, please don't ask for a 'Brazilian', it's NOT for males. Don't ask for a 'boyzilian', it's just weird, 'manzillian' or 'down there', tell me nothing. Say it as it is 'back', 'butt cheeks', 'balls', feet' etc., etc., If in doubt, do your homework here BodyZones (popup)
When:
What days you are free and or the times you prefer.
Tue - Sat 10:00 till 20:00 (I'm a 24hr guy) Sun/Mon CLOSED
If you call and I don’t answer, I’m busy devoting my expertise to a client
and so don’t interrupt their service which, if you’re here as a client, you
would appreciate.
Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance so if asking “what are you doing tomorrow?” I may just say “unfortunately, not you”..… and remember to laugh, life’s short.
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