all male staff


Massge

Relieve stress and encourage overall health and well-being


Drinking water after any massage is highly recommended, even if you aren't feeling thirsty. A lot of toxins have been released during a massage and drinking water will help the kidneys and other organs to process the various substances and flush them out

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0413 520 420

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Planning ahead:  (noun + adverb) ( planɪŋ /Ə’hƐd )

You need to get off your arse, get your shit together and book your
appointments NOW, or else risk missing out, pretty simple really

Be warned !! If you send a text “can I have a wax?”, my answer will probably be “I don’t know, ask your mother”, think about it ! I need as much information as possible to be able to answer your enquiries.

Please ensure your
initial text includes the following:

* Your Name: It's only polite, and if I'm going to be touching your balls, we need first name basis.

* Treatment Type i.e. a wax, laser consult, body clip, massage, consultation in general.

* Target Zone: Unless you have a vagina, please don’t ask for a ‘Brazilian’, it’s NOT a male thing. Don't ask for a 'boyzilian', it's just weird, 'manzillian' or 'down there', tell me nothing. Just say it as it is 'back', 'butt cheeks', 'balls', feet' etc., etc., If in doubt, do your homework here BodyZones (popup)

When: What days you are free and, or, the times you prefer.

Tue - Sat 10:00 till 20:00 (I'm a 24hr guy) Sun/Mon CLOSED

If you call and I don’t answer, I’m busy devoting my expertise to a client and so don’t interrupt their service which, if you’re here as a client, you would appreciate.

Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance so if asking “what are you doing tomorrow?” I may just say “unfortunately, not you”..… and remember to laugh, life’s short.

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