Story thus far ? I guess no-one’s really interested really in the story and instead here to find out when I can get those 🍑 + 🍆 of yours back in to their usual smoooooth state and not to discuss the weather ….. though if the weather is your thing, check out Nate on ABC weather 🤭
We’re allowed to open again 🥳, they may have brought it forward, but for me it’s definitely the 26th. At the time of writing this blog post thought, I’m afraid I'm already booked out and Nov 5th is my first free spot.
Where have I been 🤔? I had my phone turned off as I have been getting a LOT of random requests to break curfew, restrictions and the like and it all got too much 🥴.
Currently I’m just getting everything in order, dusted off and serviced in readiness for the stampede 🤠, may even need to get my wild animal wrangling protection gear out 🙄😳. Please 'bare' with me as you would expect, I have dozens of texts, calls, emails and 'offers' to act upon. It’s all a bit overwhelming given that I’ve been on my fat covid arse contemplating what devices, or services, I’ll need to enlist in and get my glued arse off the leather. Who knew one’s arse could develop the role of a quad-lock suction base 😫😂 !!!
Coming out of lockdown I would like to thank ALL my loyal clients for supporting my business and appreciate your understanding and most appreciative of those of you that offered to pay in advance to help during lockdown 🤗😘.
Suffice to say that after 262 days, various business costs associated from the COVID-19 lockdowns and operational requirements has questioned the sustainability of The Body Barber™ and that I wasn't eligible for any of the grants didn't help but realise I'm still in a better position than some who have had their lives decimated.
Online bookings …. Still not an option at this stage 😠, but working on it.
Always happy to accommodate your requests in an environment free from judgement, or raising of an eyebrow. Gender diverse people welcome, I just need to know if I’m working on a penis or a vagina, and if you identify as a tree I’m happy to play the arborist.
💯 Definitely looking forward to the social aspect and to catch up on what hopefully will be more exciting times and adventures you've had than what my 4 walls have provided of late !
Feeling sick🤮, sniffles 🤧, unwell 🤢? please DON'T come in and go get a test instead 🤒.
… after all it’s only 9 weeks away or for most of you, 2 visits !!! A reminder then, from 24th Dec to 4th Jan-ish I’ll be in Tassy 🤞🏼 visiting family I haven’t seen in almost 2 years. Bookings being received already in to February and March so get your shit together, (not literally) and do the same !
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At The Body Barber™, manscaping, dude-pruning, bro-mowing, scrotercation or just plain ol' hair removal .... aesthetics play a huge role in body hair management and is what my business is all about. In using various professional tools of the trade, I'll style, sculpt and engineer your body hair giving you that confidence about not only looking your best, but feeling it as well.
Consultations for clips are free, unless work is carried out at the time, so text or call to see how big a difference a clip can make to not only yourself, but to how others interact with you as well.
Contacting The Body Barber
Be warned !! If you send a text "can I have a wax?", my answer will most likely be "I don't know, ask your mum" ... think about it! I need as much information as possible otherwise we'll spend hours playing text tennis.
If you call and I don't answer, I'm busy devoting my expertise to a client and so don't interrupt their service which, if you're here as a client, you would appreciate.
Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance !