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The Body Barber 2025 - 2026 'That's a wrap'

December 18, 2025

That's it I'm afraid guys, I'm now fully booked till next  year !

Holiday Breaks

 

Dec 23rd - Jan 6th   +   Jan 23rd - Feb 11th


As the year comes to a close, I just want to say a huge thank you for trusting me — even when you know it might sting a little.

Yes, waxing isn’t always painless… but let’s be honest, the results are so worth it. Smooth confidence for you, noticeable benefits for those lucky enough to be close, and that quiet smugness that comes with being freshly sorted.

A quick (very loving) heads-up: I’m now fully booked until I head off on break from December 23rd to January 6th. I’ll then be back briefly in January before heading overseas to experience an Indian wedding from January 23rd to February 11th — and those January appointments are already filling fast.

Translation: this is your sign to get your sh*te together and book ASAP if you want to start 2026 smooth, smug, and stress-free.

Thank you for your loyalty, your laughs, and for letting me do what I do best. I can’t wait to welcome you back in 2026 — same sting, same glow, zero regrets.

Zaque 'The Body Barber'



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Looking to book ?

Planning ahead:  (noun + adverb) ( planɪŋ /Ə’hƐd )

You need to get off your arse, get your shit together and book your
appointments NOW, or else risk missing out, pretty simple really

Be warned !! If you send a text “can I have a wax?”, my answer will probably be “I don’t know, ask your mother”, think about it ! I need as much information as possible to be able to answer your enquiries.

Please ensure your
initial text includes the following:

* Your Name: It's only polite, and if I'm going to be touching your balls, we need first name basis.

* Treatment Type i.e. a wax, laser consult, body clip, massage, consultation in general.

* Target Zone: Unless you have a vagina, please don’t ask for a ‘Brazilian’, it’s NOT a male thing. Don't ask for a 'boyzilian', it's just weird, 'manzillian' or 'down there', tell me nothing. Just say it as it is 'back', 'butt cheeks', 'balls', feet' etc., etc., If in doubt, do your homework here BodyZones (popup)

When: What days you are free and, or, the times you prefer.

Tue - Sat 10:00 till 20:00 (I'm a 24hr guy) Sun/Mon CLOSED

If you call and I don’t answer, I’m busy devoting my expertise to a client and so don’t interrupt their service which, if you’re here as a client, you would appreciate.

Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance so if asking “what are you doing tomorrow?” I may just say “unfortunately, not you”..… and remember to laugh, life’s short.

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