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October 2018 update.

October 2018 update.

October 20, 2018


It has been a rush to get the site up and running, as such, there will no doubt be things you come across that irk you in some way. Spelling mistakes, grammar (a shit load of those no doubt), links that don't point to anything, or where we may have repeated ourselves .... Take the opportunity to contact us and let us know so that we can address any issues asap.

Online Bookings:

Online bookings is something that we have ummed and ahhed about for some time even though many of you have asked for it. Whilst I realise that we are in the age of 'no-one-wants-to-physically-communicate-with-anyone' and the art of communicating is become a lost skill, we have tentatively activated the 'book online' button.


It has always been an issue when guys ask 'can I have a brazilian' ... my reaction is generally to ask them if they have a vagina ?

What is their idea of a 'brazilian' ? Usually they have no idea and are just using the term to refer to their genital area. 'Boyzilian' is just wrong, we're not in the business of making grown men looking like 'boys'. Queue in anatomy lesson 101 : a male has many areas that may or may not be included in what they refer to as a 'brazilian' for example, pubic, speedo, shaft, scrotum, perineum, bum crack, bum cheeks, welcome mat and inner thigh ... we believe in calling a spade a spade, just tell us what areas you are wanting in your treatment or what areas you don't and then we'll understand each other. Our most common is 'BBS' (butt, balls, shaft).

Hours of operation :

The clinic is closed Sundays and Mondays, for the rest of the week it't still 09:00 - 20:30/21:00. Last appointments are taken till 19:30, as most bookings are 60 - 90min in length, and continue to be booked a week or more in advance ... so be warned.

Online bookings will not be available to after 19:30 even though we are still here. Contact us directly for any times wanted before 09:00 or after 19:30, any other times ie. Sundays or Mondays may be available for extenuating circumstances for 'Mantenance program' clients and will attract an out of hours fee.

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Planning ahead:  (noun + adverb) ( planɪŋ /Ə’hƐd )

You need to get off your arse, get your shit together and book your appointments NOW, or else risk missing out, pretty simple really

Be warned !! If you send a text “can I have a wax?”, my answer will probably be “I don’t know, ask your mother”, think about it ! I need as much information as possible to be able to answer your enquiries.

Please ensure your
initial text includes the following:

Tue - Sat 10:00 till 20:00 (I'm a 24hr guy) Sun/Mon CLOSED

If you call and I don’t answer, I’m busy devoting my expertise to a client and so don’t interrupt their service which, if you’re here as a client, you would appreciate.

Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance so if asking “what are you doing tomorrow?” I may just say “unfortunately, not you”..… and remember to laugh, life’s short.