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Text / SMS Enquiries 0413 520 420

Be warned, if you send us a text "can I have a wax?" you will get a very simple one word reply .... "yes"  (think about it.)

Please be sure to include:

  • your name - (it's only polite)
  • treatment type - (i.e. wax, laser consultation, clip, massage etc.)
  • treatment areas - (body areas, don't ask for a boyzilian, it's just weird. If you are not sure, then check out the body areas here)
  • the days you are available - (we're closed Sun + Mon)
  • times you are free - (we use 24hr times i.e. 1pm = 13:00)

By Phone

Please understand that we are a private clinic and as such, our expertise is devoted to our clients. Should there be no pick up to your call, it may be that we are attending to our clients and our policy is to not leave them unattended.
Use the text enquiries points as a guide and leave a detailed message and we will return your call at our first opportunity.

Bite the Bullet and Book Online

For the first time, you will be required to create an account which you will then use for future bookings.

    Need a Booking?

    Planning ahead:  (noun + adverb) ( planɪŋ /Ə’hƐd )

    You need to get off your arse, get your shit together and book your
    appointments NOW, or else risk missing out, pretty simple really

    Be warned !! If you send a text “can I have a wax?”, my answer will probably be “I don’t know, ask your mother”, think about it ! I need as much information as possible to be able to answer your enquiries.

    Please ensure your

    initial text includes the following:

    Your Name:

    It's only polite, and if I'm going to be touching your balls, we need first name basis.

    Treatment Type

    i.e. wax, laser consult, body clip, massage

    Target Zone:

    Unles you have a vagina, please don't ask for a 'Brazilian', it's NOT for males. Don't ask for a 'boyzilian', it's just weird, 'manzillian' or 'down there', tell me nothing. Say it as it is 'back', 'butt cheeks', 'balls', feet' etc., etc., If in doubt, do your homework here BodyZones (popup)

    When:

    What days you are free and or the times you prefer.

    Tue - Sat 10:00 till 20:00 (I'm a 24hr guy) Sun/Mon CLOSED

    If you call and I don’t answer, I’m busy devoting my expertise to a client
    and so don’t interrupt their service which, if you’re here as a client, you
    would appreciate.

    Last thing, I DO book out several days in advance so if asking “what are you doing tomorrow?” I may just say “unfortunately, not you”..… and remember to laugh, life’s short.

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